Welcome, WELCOME!!
*hurriedly dusting off the throne chairs*
Did you guys have an enjoyable, soothing, relaxing time? 
Oh, how we MISSED you so... 
How much? Well... let's just say that when I had my facial done and cucumber slices on my eyes, I only dreamt & envisioned the bishies the ENTIRE time and wished that you guys will start releasing again soon...
Ahh... can you feel the DEEP sense of emotion I'm trying to convey? 
Anyway...
While reading through several manga these past couple of weeks, I came across instances where the female lead always carrying around bandages. So, if the male lead gets hurt, she will promptly be there to apply the bandage on his wound. Sweet, eh? 
But let me ask you this. If she really loves this guy, shouldn't she clean and disinfect the wound FIRST, instead of sealing all the dirt and bacteria onto the wound with the bandage?!? 
Unless... there are new, high-tech bandages that can instantaneously clean and disinfect the wound upon contact? If anyone knows about them, please inform me right away. I definitely could use these. 
Still, upon further reflection, I can understand the psychological effect of bandages. After all, she's just doing that to comfort him and to show him her love.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... 
And in return, if she gets hurt, he'll lick her wound, too. Sweet, no? 
Er... Um... Uh... I really have a problem with this! 
Why?? Because human mouth harbors millions of bacteria! You guys know that, don't you? 
So, whatever healing capacity saliva may have, there is a real risk of infection that more than outweighs any benefits.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... 
But, how can you turn down such a romantic gesture from the man you love? 
My solution? Just say to him, "Oh, darling! Can you give me SOAP & WATER instead? We'll just kiss later, my love." 
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(in reality)
"STOP! That's SO gross! Get away from me right now!" 
